So we ended up in Siberia. Or Russia at least.
Googling "Russian Hamburger" we got a lot of cutlet type recipes, including a number for Kotleti. I mostly followed that recipe. Instead of ground pork I cut up some turkey bacon, and the measurements are off though. I cooked the onions in a cast iron pan in the oven while I prepped everything else and the oven pre-heated to 400 degrees (instead of oil on the stove).We also did not bread the cutlets.
I found this blog post while searching around as well, and decided baked cabbage and tomato looked like a good side dish.